Right now, we have two fella’s staying with us from Matt Hall’s work. One dude for a month and the other for a couple weeks. When the house is full like this, I try really hard to keep the cleanliness under control because this small apartment gets dirty QUICK. Especially with boys. blEck. So, tonight as I was tidying up from cooking Matt b-day cupcakes (happy b-day, Matt Hall!) and Ella and me took out the trash. Which leads me to the point of this blog.

REASONS WHY I’M SUPER EXCITED TO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.
- Ella and me just witnessed a hooker doing a guy (happy b-day Matt Hall!) in a gross van in our parking lot by the trash cans. Luckily, Ella didn’t know what was going on. I’ve heard rumors of hookers in the building and I have seen them stand at the corner. But I have never had to see one in action… until today.
- Being mistaken as a hooker myself. In the last year I have been asked “if I need a ride” four times. Twice wearing sweat pants or as they are more obviously called, “Chrissy’s hot pants”.
- Basement apartment. Oh sunlight.
- Some crackhead keeps cutting holes into the side of the apartments washer and dryer and steals the 15 bucks in quarters. My apartment is right next to the laundry room.
- We have had Marshalls and cops come by looking for criminals at all hours of the day, reporting to us that this apartment was thier last reported address.
- Last but not least. Let us not forget this. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.