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Ella: Hey Mom. Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Potato Head.

Potato Head who?

Potato Head has a poopy butt!

 

Hahahahahahahaha. I love that joke for two reasons……… yes, its poop and butt. Have a good weekend.

“Oh Hello!”

“What beautiful plants you have right here next the sidewalk! You know, the one’s outside of your fence!”

“Why thank you! I love them more than anything.”

“I think the little sign in front of each really highlights the beauty of them. Especially since each sign has the word URINATE written in bold. Just wonderful!”

 

PS: I thought of that this morning on my walk. Someday I’ll get over the signs. If you have no idea what I’m talking about look back a couple posts to one called OBSERVATIONS.

One Liners:

Mom of a four year old. In love with a (very cute) dork. Progressive and hopeful. Lived in three states in three years, currently a Minneapolite (polite indeed, ever heard of "Minnesota nice"?.) Diabetic for eleven years. Close to family and friends despite having to drive to Kansas (and beyond) to see them. Writer and artist of non-prolific proportions. Married for insurance purposes. Crafty in more ways than one. Believe in working for a purpose. Tendency to get into obsessive kicks about stupid shit. Love a good poop and fart joke (okay, I love bad one's too). Have a bad habit of being awkward and chronically leave weird messages on people's answering machines.

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