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I have a renewed sense of blogging this year. I am going to keep up with it. NOT because I feel obligated but because I LIKE TO! And even though it might be a new year- I am going to post in an old way. LIST POST TIME!

  • Ella turns five this next week and I’m having a rough time with it. A really rough time. Tomorrow we are going to go to a kindergarten meeting to figure out which school we are going to send her to. I get heart palpitations just thinking about it. Really? Grade School? Putting my baby on a bus? Ugh, bleck. Let’s never speak of this topic again.
  • Ella got some body wash a while ago. I finally pulled it out in the bathroom the other day. I read the back of the soap and instantly banned in from being used. It said “Prolonged use can cause URINARY TRACT DISCOMFORT”. Yeah, just what ever young girl needs. Am I just being a fussbutt?
  • Speaking of bathroom supply labels- I needed to buy deodorant a couple weeks ago and the cheapest deodorant was Teen Spirit. I just grabbed one of them and now every time I put deodorant on I giggle. The scent is POP STAR which I can’t say I have ever desired to smell like and on the cap it has a little excited blurb, “Stylish and Hip!”. Yep, that’s right. Not only do I smell like Britney Spears, my bathroom is more stylish because of Teen Spirit. All for two dollars.

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Mom of a four year old. In love with a (very cute) dork. Progressive and hopeful. Lived in three states in three years, currently a Minneapolite (polite indeed, ever heard of "Minnesota nice"?.) Diabetic for eleven years. Close to family and friends despite having to drive to Kansas (and beyond) to see them. Writer and artist of non-prolific proportions. Married for insurance purposes. Crafty in more ways than one. Believe in working for a purpose. Tendency to get into obsessive kicks about stupid shit. Love a good poop and fart joke (okay, I love bad one's too). Have a bad habit of being awkward and chronically leave weird messages on people's answering machines.

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